Fantasy: The Empress broke off the engagement, and I snatched her chance - Chapter 87
In this world that is completely inconsistent with his common sense, Lin Tian tries to be more careful.
When flying in the air,
he also tries to avoid the routes of other flying creatures.
Even so,
he was stopped by a white-haired half-eagle, half-human goblin halfway.
“Stop, the one in front!”
Lin Tian was startled when he heard the voice, and his whole body was tense and ready to enter the battle state at any time.
However, after the half-eagle, half-human goblin caught up, he kindly reminded: “Brother, there are restrictions on flying today. Black and green-haired people are not allowed to fly in the Cangling Territory. If you don’t want to be fined, you should go down and walk on land. There are no restrictions on the ground today.” Lin Tian breathed a sigh of relief and nodded in response with a smile: “Oh, thank you, brother Eagle. I don’t know the rules when I come from another place.” After that, Lin Tian landed at low altitude and began to fly low over the ground. Since the ground in this world is mostly large wastelands, there are no obstacles. Therefore, Lin Tian’s speed did not suffer much loss. After more than ten minutes, he finally arrived at the Hashi tribe thousands of kilometers away. After entering the tribe, Lin Tian saw a group of purple-skinned humanoid creatures. These people of the Hashi tribe look very similar to humans except that their skin color and body are stronger. However, there is one obvious difference. That is, all men have a black tumor on their heads. Before he had time to observe carefully,
Not far away, a man from the Hash tribe who looked older took the initiative to come up and waved enthusiastically, saying hello: “Are you the flash deliveryman?”
Lin Tian nodded, guessing that this person should be the chief of the Hash tribe, Harowa.
He also walked over and said: “Yes, this is the rhino horn you want. I don’t quite understand what you mean by “hard to the top of the sky.”
Seeing that Lin Tian didn’t know the meaning of “hard to the top of the sky”,
Chief Harowa’s originally excited expression suddenly dimmed a lot.
He took the rhino horn and sighed, then touched the black tumor on his head and explained: “This is the Tongtianding, a special organ of the males of our tribe. When there is potential danger around, it will automatically stand up to warn us, and at the same time…”
“This is also the organ we use to express our true feelings to women. When we are close to our loved ones, the Tongtianding will also stand up.”
“In short, this organ is very important to our race.”
“But recently, I don’t know what’s wrong with me. The Tongtianding can’t stand up no matter what.”
“This also led to me being attacked one after another when hunting in the wild.”
“Not only that, after returning home, my wife found that my Tongtianding couldn’t stand up, and she started to divorce me, saying that I didn’t love her anymore.”
“I really had no choice but to place an order on Flash Express, hoping to find a master who could cure my Tongtianding.”
This explanation,
Lin Tian was a little stunned.
After a while of calming down, he roughly figured out that the chieftain Hellowa wanted to ask him to come and cure his strange disease.
After being a detective and a banquet planner, Lin Tian finally ushered in his third role… a male doctor.
Although,
Lin Tian’s medical knowledge is limited to drinking more water when he is sick.
For this disease that he has never heard of, Lin Tian has no idea.
But the same thing.
Since he is here, he has to give it a try.
Lin Tian imitated the doctor, stretched out his hand to hold Chief Harouwa’s Tongtianding and asked: “Does it hurt?”
Chief Harouwa shook his head: “No, no.”
Lin Tian used more force and rubbed it up and down at the same time: “What about now?”
Chief Harouwa blushed inexplicably: “Still, still no.”
Lin Tian retracted his hand, touched his chin and thought for a while, and judged:
“That means your Tongtianding should not have been injured externally, so it is caused by internal injuries or psychological trauma…”
Seeing Lin Tian’s analysis so professional, Chief Harouwa’s eyes showed a glimmer of hope: “Do you have any solution?”
Lin Tian thought for a moment and began to make plans.
First, he tried the alternating hot and cold water soaking method.
After Chief Harouwa’s Tongtianding was frozen into an ice stick, it was almost cooked in boiling water, and there was no sign of erection.
Seeing that this method didn’t work,
Lin Tian tried diet therapy again and took Hello Baby to the nearby beach to catch
Many oysters were forced to feed him.
After eating three, Chief Halowa waved his hands with a pale face, indicating that he couldn’t eat anymore.
Lin Tian frowned and said, “Do you want to be cured? You are so big, and you can’t eat three?”
Chief Halowa said bitterly, “Doctor Lin, let’s discuss whether we can remove the shells before eating?”
Lin Tian was stunned: “Uh… Do you people of this race also remove the shells when eating oysters?”
Chief Halowa nodded with a pale face.
Lin Tian scratched his head and smiled awkwardly: “Sorry!”
He was fed dozens of oysters again, but Chief Halowa’s Tongtianding still showed no signs of improvement.
Seeing this, Lin Tian had to try to treat Halowa psychologically.
Fortunately, when he was a freshman,
Adele’s business French class had not started yet.
At that time, the open elective course that Lin Tian signed up for was psychological health!
Unexpectedly, the knowledge learned in those two classes would be used today!
Find a quiet place and come to Hellowa’s hut.
Lin Tian asked Chief Hellowa to sit cross-legged on the bed and told him: “Close your eyes and adjust your breathing slowly, and listen carefully to what I say.”
Chief Hellowa nodded.
Ten minutes later,
Chief Hellowa opened his eyes with some doubts and asked: “Doctor Lin, didn’t you say that you want psychological counseling?”
Lin Tian said expressionlessly: “I suddenly remembered…I seem to have been playing Genshin Impact in the previous two psychology elective classes.”
Chief Hellowa:……
Chief Hellowa: “So, why did you ask me to sit cross-legged on the bed?”
Seeing Lin Tian stunned in the same place, he began to stop talking.
Chief Halowa said anxiously: “Doctor Lin, is there any other way?”
Lin Tian was silent for a moment and tried to give his ancestral secret recipe: “Have you tried drinking more hot water?”
While speaking,
Lin Tian picked up the hot water basin that had just been used for the alternating hot and cold water soaking method.
Chief Halowa quickly took two steps back: “I drink a lot of hot water every day, so I don’t need to try this trick.”
Lin Tian sighed when he heard this, and was completely at a loss.
He put his hands in his pockets and said helplessly: “I really can’t complete this order this time, or you cancel the order… eh?”
As he was speaking,
he suddenly took out a small pink medicine bottle from his pocket.
The medicine bottle contained the powerful potion that Li Yiren had made before!
“Come on, try this!”
Lin Tian’s eyes lit up and he immediately fed two drops to Chief Halowa.
After taking two drops of the potion, Chief Halowa scratched his head and said, “I don’t feel anything…”
Just then,
The door of the hut was suddenly opened.
A purple-skinned elderly couple and a group of young purple-skinned strong men rushed in aggressively.
The purple-skinned elderly woman in the lead said angrily:
“You stinky boy, you dare to cheat on my daughter and fall in love with another woman. Tell me, which bitch did you fall in love with!”
Seeing this, Halowa hurried forward, grabbed the purple-skinned elderly woman’s arm and said, “Mother-in-law, please listen to my explanation…”
The moment he grabbed his mother-in-law’s arm.
Dangling!
Hellowa’s top… stood up!
